We were damned creative

Lying in your arms last night,
Instead of couples who will fight,
We thought of creative ways of poems so hard,
It almost made me feel like a bard!
Below is the poem that I had thought of,
I think I can apply to be a prof!

PS, I can't remember your silly pig one.. haha.. can only remember mine..

POEM 1
What's that I see?
Is that your pee?
A drop on your knee?

Modified Version:
What's that I see?
Is that your pee?
Bend at your knee,
and aim at the bee!

Bwahaha.. laugh until so hard.. Lucky no body else woke up!